I have a friend of mine who works on an airliner by the name of John Worthing (Jack for short!).
Anyway, recently on a business trip it just so happens that coming from Tehran to London, I overheard that a John was captain on the plane. I inquired as to his full name, and lo and behold, it was my old friend.
Anyways, i could see up the aisle, and noticed the door to the cockpit was open, probably the stewards were serving them some coffee, and instinctively I happened to shout HI JACK!!!!
Never been beaten up so bad in my life in such a short time...
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